The only time I tell myself I’ll close the app when I see the next inevitable penis, there are none to be found…


“A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess a friend bought me a winning lottery ticket.”

A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess a friend bought me a winning lottery ticket.

Vagisil…

Why does it have a name that makes no one want to buy it? It should be FemFresh: Crème Fraîche for your Vaj…

Much better.